I must explain this post, it isn’t a One-Eyed Red tale. It is one of those ‘Pirate Puns’ I have been subjecting my readers to.
The very first ‘Pirate Pun’ was from my brother Matt, every one since then was my ‘work’.
When I subjected Matt to the following pun he almost laughed in spite of himself, then groaned and said, “I’v created a monster, haven’t I?”
Where do pirates buy their spyglasses?
Why, fro’ the Aye Doctor, accourse!!
hehe-He-hehehehehehehe!!!

